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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

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i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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deleting my school to focus on tumblr

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Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

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*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

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